I can only imagine what this woman, Jack’s mother, must have been thinking as we stared into each other’s eyes. Only moments had passed since Jack came out of the closet and announced me as his boyfriend. Ironically, she dressed as though she should be the one coming out of the closet. In addition to her stonewashed jeans and Walmart button-down, Jack’s mother sported a store-bought perm that was poorly died a still unidentified shade of light brown. I must’ve looked like an alien to her. An impeccably dressed, well-coiffed, gay alien who’d come to steal her child.
With the help of his a therapist, best friend and a Xanax prescription, a recently dumped Guppie rediscovers how to live out loud in the Windy City. Although inspired by a true incident, names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Showing posts with label button-down. Show all posts
Showing posts with label button-down. Show all posts
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Avery Visits the Grand Duchy of Wal-Martia
Labels:
alien,
Avery,
B96,
Belmont,
bouquet,
button-down,
Chicago,
dinner,
flowers,
gay,
Irving Park,
Jack,
jeans,
Laundromat,
Melrose Park,
parents,
perm,
stonewashed jeans,
the City,
Walmart
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
